January 2012
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
tyrawanks:
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
“But I think most people would be surprised how a lot of musicians that you would...”
– Ben Gibbard (Death Cab for Cutie) talks Conor Oberst (via samonthewestcoast)
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“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide...”
– Barbara Alice Mann, Iroquois woman (via cultureofresistance)
How many fucking times did I/we hear this as a child?
(via shannonnagig)
i still hear it.
(via so-treu)
